it's an analogy, you have no choice. you're either going to face reality or not. by the looks of your toy horse logo, I guess you're not. sorry. Jesus' parables didn't make sense to most people either, still don't.
Yeah, the "conspiracy theorist's view of reality", where the government is the root of all evil...
You take the Bible too seriously, and mixing it with brain dead conspiracy theories about aliens, The Illuminati, inside jobs, etc, makes you the real Looney Tune, along with Alex Jones and the others in the lunatic fringe. Also, your hatred of Jews and Israel makes you an anti-Semite too. You whine about the children of Palestine (who are brainwashed by Hamas, and are human shields put by Hamas), while you must have cheered for that Israeli baby getting ran over by the same Palestinians you coddle with.
No wonder people stopped believing in Jesus, because of nut job extremists like you. Have fun at your next anti-Jew rally with you extreme right wing kooks.